"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
this is great. just the three of us
and this brick wall you built between us
Pecos Jin - 2014
FFFFFF YES <3
GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))
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PUPPY GON LIVE
some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls
No one loves food as much as The Rock does.
Absolutely impossible to pick a favorite
I’d get ripped solely so I could eat like that. Who needs girls
"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Just to clarify
"Douse yourself in water and repent!" 1995 // 2014